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The Prodigal Daughter

2010-06-17T15:31:00.003+01:00

its been like two years rite???..i know but ave been so occupied wt loads of stuff dat its hard to find time for myself..alot to be thankful for anyways...................... 1. got a car as a xmas gift fm my folks 2. got a job dis year 3. got a surprise bday gift 4m my friends 4. got d best of the best......d list goes on. work! work!! work!!!..u wl b wailin n complainin 2 get d job bt wen u finally get it, u complain bout d stress or ure boss workin ur ass off, or ur co workers or d long distance or wakin up early n all...we can neva b grateful 4 wat we ve...so i use dis 2 say thank u to BABA 4wat i ve n wat i do not n wat am gona ve..... i have been attendin some skol on brandin..yeah yeah..not wat i studied in skul..i know...but how many ppl studied wat they wanted to in skul???..lol..nyways dis is wat i always wanted...art,creativity,n all...so its actually intresting..tho its weekend(sat. n sun) bt i dont mind cos i do enjoy it...(dats wt happens wen u enjoy wt ure doin).... d CIO(chief imagination officer) is so kool..wish he was my big bro..*wink*...he's gt d magic n logic....bla bla bla.. iknow, bt Deal with it.. so am on a little break now,boss aint around nd kinda ave time 4 myself..tryin 2 watch d world cup n d eagles started on a gud note bt r messin up as usual..well lets see aw it ends.. xxx

My YEAR of FiRsTs...

2008-01-30T20:35:00.000Z

wow!..Happy New Year,Blogsville...dont ave any new year resolution but i would say am gonna b better than last year.. Welcome to 2008.- my year of firsts.. My first Degree. My first Trip 2 jand. My first fashion style. My first Car. My first Real Bank Account. My first Anniversaire..LOL My first REAL valentine gift. My first...d list goes on & on.. well stay tunned as i unleash my firsts,,*wink* ciao.xxx

BaCkk !!!

2008-01-30T20:22:00.001Z

SSoo sorry ave beeen AWOL.but alot has been goin on wit moi,busy with things aside bloggin like skool stuffzz..especially exams,projects,and a whole lot of stuffs...missed blogsville..wata gwan? Xmas was fun..my family friends camefor the hols and my sister as well...i had 2 speak fone' cos they dint understand the normal 9ja accent...phew...twas easy o..LOL.neways, am glad some of my fave bloggers are back..d likes of nijafineboy..my sides are hurting cos ave been LMAO.

EXPERIENCE

2007-12-07T19:11:00.000Z

well,..first of all,,...am sooo sorry for d delay and ave been quite busy with skool work and all...project proposals,assignments,school rulesand a lot of stuffs.. i had 2 go home last weekend for a break and i went for experience, went 2 d movies; watched 'the kingdom' twas cool..and i had a whole package of experience...lol. Rite now, am packing mi stuffs, my skool is closing for d xmas break 2mow and i cant wait 2 fly out of d skool...next year by God's grace, i would be graduating and my story wold be a different one..prob, talkin bout my boss or somethin..LOL

Its not yet over..

2007-08-30T11:53:00.000+01:00

wow! phew..am almost done with my IT and it has been very lovely, good experience and a new focus..most people do not really like their jobs due to low pay and stuffs but in all we just have to thank God for where we are and we dont know what the futuer brings....at least we have a job...sssoo i would holla l8r.

yeah...

2007-08-29T09:57:00.002+01:00

I got a call from a friend of mine in the states and while gisting i noticed some things have changed from the way he was talking and i found out that some of these words are wrongly used here but since its naija its quite acceptable..lol.read on.. u would know those that have been in the state too long when they say: "Truck" instead of "Lorry" "SUV" instead of "Jeep" "Wuz up" instead of "How far now" "Hood" instead of "Bonnet" "Trunk" instead of "Boot" "Stop making fun of me" instead of "Stop yabbing me" or "Stop abusing me" "Gas station" instead of "Petrol Station" "Fries" instead of "Chips" "Big Mac, Chicken McGrill, * Pounder" instead of just plain "Burger" "Crispy" instead of "Cripsy" "Fireworks/Firecrackers" instead of "Banga" "Soda/Pop" instead of "Minerals" "Laundry Detergent" instead of "OMO" "Dryer" instead of "Hang it in the sun" "Service" instead of "Sa veece" (e silent) "Cinder Block" instead of "Bricks" "Concrete" instead of "Cement" "Peugeot" instead of "Pe-geot" "Trash Can" instead of "Dozbin" "Shower" instead of "Bath" "Power is out" instead of " NEPA has taken light" "Traffic Light" instead of "Yellow Fever" "Cab" instead of "Taxi" "Security Guard" instead of "Gateman" "Cafeteria" instead of "Canteen" "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit" (Cabin) "Pants" instead of "trouser/trousee" "underwear" instead of "pant" "VCR" instead of "Video" "Movie" instead of "Film" "Extensions" instead of "Attachment" (Hair) "Lotion" instead of "Cream" "Cornrows" instead of "weave" "Weave" instead of "Weave-on" "Suitcase" instead of "Box" "High school" instead of "Secondary School" "Grade school" instead of "Primary school" "Wifebeater" instead of "singlet" "Sneakers" instead of "Canvas" "Soccer" instead of "Football" "Motorcycle" instead of "meshin", "College" instead of "yunivasiti" "Car" instead of "moto" "Flipflops" instead of "silpas" "Nail polish" instead of "Cotex" "Braids" instead of "Bob Mali" "gum" instead of "chin-gum" "smoke" instead of "tab" "Shower" instead of "Baaf" "Hallway" instead of "Corridoor" "Living/Sitting Room" instead of "Paalor "Balcony" instead of "Varanda" "Ballpoint" instead of "Buyro" or "Beek" "VW Bug" instead of "Bittle" "Arithmetic" instead of "Mats" "Abroad" instead of "Oversis" "Menthol" instead of "Veeks" "Boss" instead of "Oga" "Manners" instead of "Home training" "Circle" instead of "roundabout" "Apartment building" instead of "blok of flats" "Flashlight" instead of "touch" "Hoe ( not the digging instrument )" instead of "Ashawo" "Knock knees" instead of "k leg" "Eye infection" instead of "Appolo" ... cureable only by flushing eyes out with sugar water

Going,going,g.....

2007-08-29T08:57:00.001+01:00

hello blogville...sori for d short break..i have been up and down...summer is on its way out and there are sales goin on everywhere and people are travelling,buying stuffs and all..one of d most visited places rite now is DUBAI..its sooo cool and beautiful.. DuBaI is a state in UAE and there are seven states in all..there are lots of nice buildings,tourist centers and also d seven star hotel; Burj Al Arab..then there is the biggest mall oops! its actually the world's first shopping resort.( MALL OF EMIRATE)with 6.5 million sq ft and 7,000 parking spaces. Harvey Nichols, Reiss, Missoni, Marc Jacobs, Carrefour and even Debenhams are included in the mall’s neverending list of outlets.and before i forget,it has an indoor ski slope...wow!!!cool huh??lol u should check it out..

HoWdY

2007-08-08T10:55:00.000+01:00

halo!!! wassup???..have been quite busy with work and am planing to take a trip to a very coll place..when you are so important,you just dont have time for urself anymore..lol(but its true)..well, i saw these pixs and decided to put them here..this can also happen in 9ja..so dont b surprised..lol

True Friendship

2007-08-08T10:48:00.000+01:00

True friendship isn't seen with the eyes, it is felt with the heart. When there is trust, understanding, loyalty, and sharing. True friendship is a rare feeling, but when it is found It has profound impact on our well-being, strength, and character. True friendship does not need elaborate gifts Or spectacular events in order to be valuable or valued. To ensure long-lasting quality and satisfaction, True friendship only needs a few key ingredients: Undying loyalty, unmatched understanding, unsurpassed trust, Deep and soulful secrets, and endless sharing. These ingredients, mixed with personality and a sense of humor, Can make a friendship last a lifetime! This is just a thank you, my friend, for all the wonderful and colorful Special ingredients You've brought to my life!

WhO cAn JuDgE tHiS???

2007-08-06T11:32:00.001+01:00

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to getmarried. His father was happy for him. Cheerfully, he asked his son who the girl was, and theyoung man told him that itwas Samantha a girl from the neighborhood. With a sad face the old man said to his son, "I'm sorry to say this sonbut I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother." The young man again brought three more names to his old man, but ended up more frustratedcause the response was still the same. So he decided to go to his mother. "Mama I want to get married but all the girls that I love,dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you." His mother smiling said to him,"Aagh! Don't worry my son, you can marryany of those girls.You're not his son anyway, but please don't tell your father." lol..lol..

CONNECTION

2007-08-06T11:28:00.000+01:00

A friend called me earlier today and complianed that she has been trying to call me and she couldnt reach me because of network palaver....when celtel was doing their promo, everyone was loading their fone with 500 or 1000naira or even more because they would have enough free minutes on sunday...so this faithful day my friend loaded her fone with 1000 (but u know now)awuf!anywayz...she used up her credit two days later and on sunday, she was expecting to use her fone for free as usual,only to get a text from celtel saying.."thank you for using our services but the promo has ended"..lol.mehn she was mad o....lol.but these dayz people cant get connected..its always "network unavailable" or "the number you are calling is unreachable"...na wa o...abeg do something....we dont want promos, we want network connections!!!talking about connections,...i was at work and a colleague of mine was chatting and decided to chat with someone new probably a girl..but he did not realise thatthe person was a guy..lol the conversation goes thus:colleague: hellochat guy:hicolleague: so wassup?chat guy: am cool, where are u from?colleague: nigeria*no answer*colleague:buzz!colleague: u dey look for oyinbo abi?...u go tey!..lol....lol..lol na wa o.its not easy everyone is looking for paper..*wink* lol..abeg take it easy..

GIBBIES

2007-08-06T10:56:00.000+01:00

yesterday, when i woke up to get ready for work,and i had d gibbies..am sure u wuld b lyk," wat is gibbies???" well, u know when u re feeling soo pressed cos u want 2 pass out waste?i mean d big one and u re sweating and ave goosebumps? (u want 2 shit!)lol..so dat was what happened..usually i watch wat i eat but the day before, i just ate everything. so i ate vegetables with fried rice and garnished with snail,chicken and i drank juice..hmm.i woke up and i rushed to d loo(toilet) and did d wild thing..(relief)..five min later i rushed back and it went on for like 3 times..then when i felt better, i got ready for work.so at lunch time, i decided to buy food(somethin light) and an hour later, i felt d gibbies(dats wat i call it)i did not take tissue with me but there's a supermarket beside d office.so i went there but i didn't want to just buy tissue cos they wuld know wat its for(as in fine chick like me) so i remembered dat i wanted 2 buy a few stuffz like body spray,cleanser,...and i bought d tissue as well(sense!)lol..so i rushed back to d office and went to d toilet and did d wild thing.twas soo not cool..oh well, dats dat bout daT.,lol lol.

samboorii bo bo..

2007-08-06T10:54:00.001+01:00

well, i guess u all know dat new song; sambori boo boo?? yep.its been remixed (by bus conductors)lol. i was on my way to work one morning, and i was expecting to hear "yaba,maryland,palmgroove,onikpan"...but what i heard was "yabori boo boo" lol...lol. i was like wha!!!..so when u hear dat just know they re sayin yaba..pathetic!

SO FAR....

2007-08-06T10:51:00.000+01:00

rite now am on internship as in IT; yeah am still in skool..lolbut wuld b tru next year by God's grace Amen!!!ahah..cant wait..lol. so u know b4 i started, i went lookin for a gud place 2 work and puttin enuf pay into consideration..and i went mainly 2 V.I(u know, d happenin place)lol..basically,..it was come back 2mrw, wuld b in touch, we re filled up,bla bla bla..i got so fed up and decided 2 contact my uncle and when time was kinda runnin out, i decided 2 take any place as long as am workin cos my friends were also frustrated and just a few of us got gud places...Nways, i got a place and started workin(d pay wasnt 2 gud)lol..lol.but at least am workin..so my folks decided to compensate me :) now am workin o..d first two weeks i was in d office and was shiverin bcos of d air conditioner...(am not bush o) lol..its just dat d office was damn cold and i had goosebumps and gosh..lol.so after a while, i adapted and am all fresh and gud lokkin yeah!! lol..someone asked mi if i travelled cos i was lookin fresh men! i couldnt lie o(but i wanted 2 say yes)...well, i would b thru by august and back 2 skol :( i hope i would b able 2 keep in touch then (but i wuld try)so for now, am all urs...chalo.

NeW dAwN

2007-08-06T10:40:00.000+01:00

hello....well am just kinda new and i wanted 2 get a blog and put some stuffz in it about life and wat goes on 'round me..so i would like u all 2 add ur comments and say want u want and basically advice me...lol..thank y'all..